NICK
J TOWNSEND
RGG May 2016 - p.6
It could be bye bye for American Pie singer Don
Mclean who finally has a second hit after
getting arrested early this year on a domestic
violence charge; it's unknown yet whether he'll
face American porridge but sources say that
Don's defence team speculated “the courtroom
was adjourned and no verdict returned” After
the arrest in January Patrisha McLean the wife
of Pie was granted a temporary order of
protection against the singer following the
alleged incident at their home she filed for
divorce last month Don Mclean has pleaded not
guilty and his lawyer stated that the singer’s
domestic violence case in Maine is not close to
an end
British band Space Elevator have partnered with
a Canadian space company to promote a
concept for a mile high elevator that can take
people into space arguably this maybe just a
pipe dream Prince Rogers Nelson formerly
known as symbol now formerly known as being
alive was allegedly found dead in an elevator at
his Paisley Park estate in Minnesota he was
Ageing dazed and confused rock icons Jimmy
Page and Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin are
arguably soon taking the stair lift to a US court
because of a whole lotta lawsuit alleging that
they stole parts of a song by Californian rock
band Spirit for their anthem “Stairway To
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Heaven” Ironically Plant's lyrics for the song
include the passage “There's a feeling I get when
I look to the west and my Spirit is crying for
leaving” A trial is scheduled for May th and
credit wise the song may not remain the same
arguably making this a stairway to hell
It's now confirmed that Gun's N' Roses singer
and punctuality addict Axl Rose will be replacing
Andy Capp look a like Brian Johnson for
AC/DC's series of North American and European
gigs Loyal fans of both bands have largely
welcomed the decision after Johnson publicly
revealed that he'd been advised by doctors to
quit or risk going deaf This announcement by
Brian quashed rumours of any bad blood in the
band although there can't be much blood left
flowing in AC/DC seeing as Angus Young is the
last original member Angus's dementia stricken
brother Malcolm was replaced along with
drummer Phil Rudd after he faced criminal
charges for threatening to kill a contractor and
his daughter The line up change could be a
highway to heaven for the band and there is
also further speculation as to whether Axl Rose
has been advised by doctors to quit singing or
risk going mute
An unnecessarily over sensationalised news
story concerning a famous celebrity involved in
a three way sex act has created controversy in
the media According to a court ordered super
injunction that is still standing I can now go to
jail if I reveal the identity of any of the three
consenting adults who all did something legal
together Sources say that Susan Boyle made a
statement revealing that she is not one of the
