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April 2017 - p.9
Nick J Townsend is the frontman and
guitarist for British band Weak13
An experienced Underground
musician and music promoter
Supporter of original music
@weak13
@nickjtownsend
wouldn't be stupid enough to announce the
idea to an anti Buddhist crowd camped outside
the house of his Holiness two days after his
birthday; especially on National Chocolate with
Almonds Day Her main campaign now is to
find a new fitness trainer; I'm assuming she shot
the previous one in the forehead with a huge
gun that fires dildos and then stabbed him
repeatedly using a vibrator bayonet?
Marilyn Manson the rockstar Antichrist and
stunt double for actor Nicholas Cage has
missed the deadline for his new album release
In November
the Illuminati poster boy
launched a video promo promising that his
“say ” album would be available for lovers on
Valentines Day
The promo contains
evidence to suggest a shortage of toilet paper
in the Manson household as Mr Marilyn is
filmed tearing pages out of a nearby Holy Bible
The author of the book hasn't filed a police
report or pressed any charges The short teaser
contained the normal levels of predictive
programming which although open to
interpretation suggest the beheading of the US
President; which is interesting really when you
consider that months beforehand he was
touring America with Conservative crusader
Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins who
arguably has conflicting political opinions and
has already gone on record praising the POTUS
for his chaotic impact on the presidential
election In a recent Facebook Q&A video
Corgan also discussed why music can no longer
change the world and how it has transformed
into an Illuminati party
Singer songwriter Ed Sheeran's debut album “ ”
was launched in
and it marked his
commercial breakthrough He then followed it
up three years later with the “x” album which
became an international success This year he
released his third studio album under the title
“J” Music journalists are now speculating as to
what ingenious name he will come up with next
for his fourth album and whether or not he will
continue this trend of using mathematical
symbols I personally really couldn't give a
flying fuck However I'd be more than
delighted to see him use “ ” to represent the
interest I have in his music Ed will be
headlining Glastonbury in
Whoopie do!
Music legend Chuck Berry recently passed away
at the great age of
He defined decades of
popular culture by helping invent what we
know of today as rock ’n’ roll in creating
everlasting tunes such as “Roll Over
Beethoven” Artists and bands throughout the
music world such as Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sting and Green Day have all expressed their
love and respect for the legend by performing
live covers from his impressive repertoire of
songs Even actor Michael J Fox who played
time travelling teenager Marty McFly in the
Back To The Future movies tweeted " but
your kids are gonna love it " ChuckBerry
shortly after hearing the tragic news of the
musicians’ death Fox is credited with making
the song “Johnny B Goode” more popular in
modern times because of a now classic scene
from the original film but it's doubtful whether
Michael J Fox will also attempt performing a
live tribute of the tune as he may inadvertently
sound like he's ringing a bell for help rather
than playing a guitar Thank you Chuck for
entertaining and inspiring us all
Rest In Peace Chuck Berry
That's all for this month
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