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April 2017 - p.8
If you imagined for one second that the music and entertainment industry is
actually run by satanists and that its sole hidden agenda right now is to
contribute in creating division between people then the past six months is
ticking all the right boxes All the role models are out there in full force
confusing the hell out of everyone and are about as subtle as Wolverine at a
fisting competition This month we sift through some of the rubbish we've had
to consume and try make sense of it
Man lookalike Lady GaGa denied that she was
dressed like a black and red Nazi during Hilary
Clinton's final rally for the presidential election
and defended her sense of fashion by revealing
that her outfit was the exact same one worn by
Michael Jackson when he received the Artist of
the Decade award in
This award was
presented to the King of Pop by then President
George H W Bush the great grandson of the
late senator Prescott Bush who financed Hitlers’
rise to power In hindsight Lady GaGa may as
well have been grooming a fake Charlie Chaplin
moustache whilst waving a massive neon sign
reading “Clinton is a war criminal and
sometimes I dress like a creepy sex offender”
Like many people I found it uncomfortable to
watch the BBC television show Let It Shine
without fantasising that it was necessary for
Doctor Who to travel fifty years backwards in
time to punch Gary Barlow's mother so many
times that nothing living could ever possibly
crawl out of her whilst yelling “Take That” The
series finale baffled its already easily led viewers
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as despite news channels reporting the decision
by Robbie Williams to cancel as guest judge and
abandon the show due to a back injury he still
later miraculously braved his alleged disability
and performed on stage with his former band
mates Comedian Peter Kay was chosen by BBC
bosses as a fitting replacement judge but
dressed like an overweight version of Gary
Glitter In response to a question posed by one
fan which read: "Is it true five to five (the
winners) are just backing singers in your new
show?" Gary Barlow replied: "Utter rubbish”; a
reply which hints at what fans can expect from
future shows
At the beginning of the year Madonna during
a march for women in Washington confessed
that she'd thought about blowing up theWhite
House My first reaction was wondering what
else could possibly be on her to do list? I admit
that I've thought about having a selfie of me
setting fire to the Dalai Lama just so that I can
recreate the classic burning monk
album
cover by Rage Against The Machine but I
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