RGG April 2016 - p.7
a lot better than staying together for evil The
four piece former five piece cunch of bunts are
now arguably a zero piece band ID has
potentially OD'd Waves of brainwashed
morons are reported to be feeling cheated and
suicidal Yes knowing that years have been
wasted on a music industry destroying cash cow
with multiple gormless boy heads must be very
depressing for some Interestingly enough the
UK national debt has risen by N billion since
In other more interesting news US
alt rock band Funeral Party have sealed their
own coffin announcing the end of the band
British pagan black metal act Wodensthrone are
out of luck and are splitting up they last
released a full length album “Curse” in
American rock band Motion City Soundtrack are
finishing for good Foo Fighters deny they are
splitting Def Leppard who were reported to
have recently played a god awful gig on a cruise
ship are unfortunately still going strong
in
or masonic years ago Australian
quintet AC/DC released “Bedlam in Belgium”
Now fast forward to today and their song is
currently the unfortunate anthem of the scare
mongering news media Talking of Australians
the rapper songwriter and model Iggy Azalea
announced she was sending out prayers to
Belgium and also postponing her video debut;
an affectionate piece of unexpected good news
Probably best postpone it for years just to be
on the safe side Adele the recent winner of
four vibrator like Brit Awards paid a powerful
and moving tribute to the crisis actors of the
alleged airport terror attacks During a recent
London show she dedicated to them "Make You
Feel My Love" and told the crowd "This is for
Brussels tonight I want you to all sing it with
me so they can hear us" Sadly Adele was
obviously unaware that the targeted area in
Belgium is about
kilometres from London
thus making it a sheer impossibility for any of
the population of Brussels to hear singing from
that distance She probably had to be told that
Brussels wasn't a sprout as well Celebrities such
as Miley Cyrus Elastigirl & Mr Incredible
Pikachu (Pokémon) and even Winnie the Pooh
are all adorning the colours of the Belgium flag;
arguably to make a serious political statement
Vinyl sales have reached the same levels of
those from
as million vinyl records were
reported to have been sold last year in the US
alone Meanwhile sales of digital albums fell by
and individual digital tracks are down by
Actor now musician John Malkovich has
recently posed naked for the cover art for his
limited edition
inch single and vinyl picture
disc titled “Illuminated” UK Supermarket giant
Sainsbury's are now stocking vinyl records the
firm is selling vinyl LPs in its stores including
Bolton for the first time since the
s let’s
hope John Malkovich will be on the top shelf
All flights are grounded for Paul Kantner the
guitarist songwriter and founder of San
Francisco psychedelicists Jefferson Airplane
who died aged
Aces are low for Iron Maiden
as their Boeing
is preparing to fly again
after being badly damaged on tour Ed Force
One had to have two of its engines replaced
after a collision in Santiago Maiden's singer
Bruce Dickinson who flies the plane has
announced that the band are releasing yet
another beer in September of this year called
Red N' Black and it will be
ABV In other
news recently a brawl broke out between two
passengers aboard a Spirit Airlines flight from
Baltimore to Los Angeles because of music
being played too loud on a boombox
Former Budgie guitarist John Thomas has
passed away at the age of
US Songwriter
and "Outlaw Country" performer Steve Young
died in Nashville he was Keith Emerson the
experimental musician and keyboard player for
the
’s supergroup Emerson Lake and
Palmer has died at the age of ; making it now
just Lake and Palmer Frank Sinatra Jr the
singer and son of crooner Frank Sinatra died
after suffering a massive heart attack He was
and notably famous for existing whilst
having the name Frank Sinatra and for being
one of the oldest juniors ever to die
That's all the music news from around the globe
for this month now sod off
VINYL
NEWS
BELGIUM
NEWS
AIRPLANE
NEWS
OBITUARY
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