NICK
J TOWNSEND
RGG April 2016 - p.6
The only surviving BeeGees member and horse
look a like Barry Gibb will jam with rock bland
Coldplay at this years Glastonbury Another way
they could make the music festival even more
boring is by asking singer Chris Martin to
perform a duet with Stephen Hawking up
there for thinking down there for dancing
Primal Scream release a new album titled
Chaosmosis and singer Bobby “sober” Gillespie
reportedly flew
miles in order to record an
anti love song with American singer songwriter
Sky Ferreira Basically he got on a plane in
London and it went to New York Sounds like a
complex plot for a movie “When non alcoholic
Gillespie met non heroin addict Ferreira” I'm
not a massive fan of duets or collaborations In
my opinion they frequently suggest desperation
rather like the new Batman Vs Superman
movie That reminds me I honestly feel like
making a protest against that film by standing
on the rooftop of a cinema dressed up as
someone trying to change UK legislation on fa
thers' rights Only some of you will get that last
joke (It’s beyond me Ed)
Guitarist Jim Ward of US band At The Drive In
is parting ways with the band he co founded
only days before they head out on their reunion
tour We can speculate that he'll be soon
working at a McDonald's drive in whilst his
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An experienced Underground
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Supporter of original music
band members are left at the drive in shit creek
without a paddle Rock legends The Go Go's
featuring Belinda Carlisle go go for good by
uniting this summer for a month long farewell
tour and the godfather of all metal Tony Iommi
has hinted that Black Sabbath’s last show will
take place in Birmingham Joey Tempest the
frontman of Swedish band Europe has
announced “We're never going to say we're
doing the final tour”; that doesn't stop us from
hoping they will I suppose some form of final
countdown would be wise
David Draiman of US band Disturbed during a
recent show in Dallas voiced his distaste dis joy
displeasure dis felicity and disapproval with a
crowd member that he spotted texting during
the band’s performance and called out “So what
is so important going on in the world that you
need to be texting the entire fucking show? The
whole show! You’re right up front I can see you
clear as day You’ve had your face in your
fucking phone the whole goddamn show Are
we that boring?” A dangerous question to
which that phone user should have just simply
texted back “yes” with a disturbed smiley face
Scott Ian of Anthrax recently stated in a radio
interview that “People don't talk to each other
any more; they fucking text” he also added that
he wished the internet would “go away”
Anthrax's latest album "For All Kings" is
available to download via your phone on
Amazon
The musician's arch enemy Simon “owl face”
Cowell has made hints to tabloids that One Dire
Erection have “split up for good” which sounds
