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performance which as well as humiliating
them trashed their instruments Despite their
eyes burning mics rendered almost unusable
and them being a victim of physical abuse the
band bravely continued and played the rest of
their set I've actually met all the band members
along with their mother and they are some of
the nicest genuine people in showbiz In my
opinion; venue owners like this should be fuck
ing shot and are the epitome of all that is wrong
with the music scene
A Florida policeman has been sacked after
singing with a death metal band on stage whilst
on duty The chief of Sanford Police force stated
that the sacked officer's actions were
inappropriate; “'Let the killing begin' is not an
appropriate response to anything especially
considering the tensions between law
enforcement officers and the communities they
serve” Meanwhile US President Barack Obama
features on British band Coldplay's new song
The recording allegedly comes from Barack
singing at the staged funerals of several crisis
actors who were killed during the Charleston
shootings Coldplay fans in Pakistan will now
have something both thought provoking and
inspiring to sing during the next wave of illegal
drone attacks authorised by the American
President
Cat lover and babysitter King Diamond is
writing a new album in
The Foo Fighters
have released a free EP titled Saint Cecilia Justin
Bieber is the youngest lip syncer in history to
have albums reach on Billboard
; the
potential Israeli Secret Intelligence Service
target threatened “I have four albums I haven't
released yet”; we arguably have until January to
meet his as yet unpublished demands Tool
guitarist Adam Jones revealed that the work
they've done so far on their fifth album is
French Canadian singer Celine ‘horse head’ Dion
is distraught with the possibility that she will be
spending her last Xmas with her husband as he
has advanced throat cancer He is reported to
be enjoying what time he has left –
apparently he's gone deaf The former
Baywatch star Pamela Anderson has recently
divulged that her ex husband Mötley Crüe
drummer Tommy Lee has been cured of
Hepatitis C thanks to an anti viral drug Both
Anderson and Lee were diagnosed with the
virus at the same time; Anderson claimed that
she contracted it after sharing a tattoo needle
with Tommy over years ago Hopefully they
will name a bunch of STD clinics after the pair
and maybe just for the sheer sake of it also build
some statues of giant crabs with Tommy and
Pam tattooed on them or maybe Itchy and
Scratchy
This is not something that the owner of a music
venue should be particularly proud of but
recently the international rock act The Soap
Girls played a show in Hastings at The Union
Bar and were astounded when the venue owner
who booked them to play threw a bucket of
fake blood over the band during their
Nick J Townsend is the frontman and
guitarist for British band Weak13
An experienced Underground
musician and music promoter
Supporter of original music
News Flash
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